"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."
Consumerism Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for the consumerism critic? Delve into our collection of humorously pointed products that challenge materialism. From clever mugs to statement t-shirts, these items are ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at modern excess while making a thoughtful, humorous statement.
Own a piece of history - floodwaters
Santa: 8 Items or less
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
Made in China
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
"That shirt is so last year."
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"Would you like to see the markup?"
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Customer Convention
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
Consumerism Critics Gifts Collection
Consumerism Critics Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for consumerism critics—bring humor and wit to your coffee break or gift-giving.
Consumerism Critics Pillows
Discover pillows with humorous takes on consumerism, adding both comfort and a touch of social commentary to your home.
Consumerism Critics Prints
View our prints that boldly critique consumerism, ideal for personal spaces or gifting to someone who enjoys making a statement.
Consumerism Critics T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt range that challenges consumerism, perfect for casual wear and sparking conversations with a clever message.