Commercialism Commentator Gifts

World of Insurance

'The recession is over, again.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Privatized Jails

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'