Commercialism Commentator Gifts

World of Insurance

'The recession is over, again.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Privatized Jails

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'