Commercialism Commentators Gifts

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'The recession is over, again.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'