
"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."
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"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."
"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
'The recession is over, again.'
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Tempest in a Teapot
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
The Price of Freedom
'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'
'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
Roads with a view.
"Money is life's report card."
Corporate Greed.
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
"Sir, your greed is showing."
'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.
Capitalism and Consumers
That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!
Greenspanisms for sale (50c)
The two faces of capitalism.
"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."
Making money for investors is simple
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
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