Commerce Commentator Prints

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Bureau of Inflation.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Suggestion Box.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

Music to their ears.

Rebuilding the Economy.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'I'd rather be high up on the Totem Pole than high up on a pedestal.'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'