Commerce Commentator Pillows

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The recession is over, again.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Sign Reform

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

Bureau of Inflation.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Suggestion Box.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Music to their ears.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.