Commerce Critic Pillows

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Roads with a view.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

Privatized Jails

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The economy doctor

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Budget Cuts."

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.