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Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

'I can't think of the brand name, but it's the one that has those disgusting TV commercials.'

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'Relax - TV brings you a commercial - free hour of a purring kitten...

"Hmmm, for some reason I want a snack!"

Yeah, your rates are very good, but your ads on TV just aren't funny enough

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars."

'Have a pencil and paper ready for an exciting offer, disguised as a public service announcement.'

'Listing all the side effects is so clinical. Let's just say 'But wait. there's more!''

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

"Ever notice that the longest sentence in the English language follows 'And now a word from our sponsor'?"

'This is a forty-dollar value for only $39.95!'

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Truth in Advertising.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Could you prescribe a drug that has a better television commercial?"

Melvin's life flashed before his eyes after a brief internet ad.

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"Without commercial interruptions during the news, he'd exist in a state of perpetual outrage."

"I'd like you to meet Phil and Marnie Schmidt, Sally and Dave Tuttle, Don Berenger, Kathy Leach, Ellie Cramer -- and Mike Kobrick, an advertising supplement."

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Snax. Your candy will be out in sixty seconds, but first, this commercial.

I'm not saying the cure is worse than the disease. I'm just saying the disease doesn't run all those annoying commercials!

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."

"We interrupt this commercial in order to bring you an even BETTER one!"

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

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