Market Commentator Pillows

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Stock market investment advice

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Euro fall...

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

The United States of Amazement

The Bland Leading the Bland