Market Commentator Gifts

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Stock market investment advice

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Euro fall...

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Bureau of Inflation.

The United States of Amazement

'I like the jib of their cuts.'