Commercial Commentator Gifts

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'Look at THAT-they're even repeating the commercials now!'

'The recession is over, again.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Occupant.

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

Suggestion Box.

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."