Content Commentator Gifts

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'The recession is over, again.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Me when by BDD shows up

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'