Content Commentator Pillows

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'The recession is over, again.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Sir Patrick Moore.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Me when by BDD shows up