Communications Commentator Pillows

"Yes, I can talk. I got the wife on vibrate."

"National security adviser"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

How logos change over time.

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Antler Buzzers.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Sports Radio in Crisis

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'