"Ladies and gentlemen, our national commercial."
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"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."
The search continues for weapons of mass distraction.
Olympic torch for sale.
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."
Made in China
"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
Police Statetion
Sign Reform
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'
'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
"Do you have pants in XL?"
"They grow up so fast."
'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.
'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'
Regardless children just want to fit in.
'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
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