Consumerism Aficionado Pillows

Selfish Improvement Store

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Made in China

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"That shirt is so last year."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Online Shopping.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Customer Convention

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."