Consumerism Aficionado Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Made in China

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Customer Convention

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Online Shopping.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Do you have pants in XL?"