"It's all good – but some of it is better."
Quirky Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that caters to the quirky critic in your life? Our collection of playful and humorous products showcases unique designs that celebrate a sharp wit and creative flair. Whether they’re into arts, words, or just a good laugh, you’ll find items that match their distinct personality and sense of humor. These thoughtfully crafted pieces make for delightful surprises that’ll keep their critical eye entertained and their style fun and fresh.
Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'
Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car
If symptoms persist sue your doctor.
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
The Map of the human brain
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'
Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.
Pigeon Little
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
'Maybe it should be funnier...'
'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'
'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Reverse psychology
"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."
The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!
"Don't editorialize."
'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'
"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"
On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.
Football Crazy strip six
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.
"Am I sensing fear?"
Dreams I have had...
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Large print e-book.
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
'I need you to change my mind on something.'
The lesser of two evils.
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.
Quirky Critic Gifts Collection
Quirky Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the witty critic. Find a playful gift that makes every coffee break a little more fun.
Quirky Critic Pillows
Discover our collection of funny pillows that add a quirky touch to any room, ideal for the creative critic's home or office.
Quirky Critic Prints
Browse our witty art prints to inspire and entertain the quirky critic with clever, creative designs for any wall.
Quirky Critic T-Shirts
Check out our quirky critic T-shirts, perfect for making a humorous statement and showcasing their creative personality.