Cyber Sentimentalist T-Shirts

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Cellphone Islands

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I want a pony!"

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."