Tech-savvy Sentimentalist T-Shirts

'Just so you know, the spoiler alert didn't ease the pain of being dumped.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"It's obviously an original."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'We were matched by computer.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

The Blogger.

Love at first text.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'