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"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Barbara Cartland

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

Forbidden love.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. Is it manly to keep a diary? I've thought of journaling, to help me process all the unbearable horrors and losses I experience. Like when they discontinued the Sega Genesis. I bet journaling would've helped me through that difficult time of my life. "Difficult time of your life"? Instead, I sank deep into depression, refused to speak, and painted my Apple Newton black.

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'