Sentimentalist With A Twist Gifts

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Barbara Cartland

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Newton's Cradle Romance

Forbidden love.

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'

Wordplay: Rejection.