Sentimental Keeper Pillows

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

Magus the Cat. 1992-2010. Thanks for the meowmories.

Michael Jackson

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Mother's Love

'Forget what?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Storage Unit of Love

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

A Close Call

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

My first Boyfriend.

How To Keep Promises

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'This is the same table we had when I proposed years ago. See? It still has my fingernail marks.'

The Day The Music Died

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We saved all your old diapers."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Memories that still sear