Love Keeper Pillows

Mother's Love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'You know too much!'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Speed Dating.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

The Wishing Well

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.