Love Keeper Prints

Mother's Love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'You know too much!'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Michael Jackson

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"