Smile Saver Pillows

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Numb yet?"

"Whoopsy."

'Who cares about one tooth more or less...'

'You've got a serious cavity in your tooth, Sir!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Dental Plan: Find & Use Your Own Brush! Keep Clean!

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Noise Pollution

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Obama.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Red wine teeth