Smile Protectors Pillows

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

He who laughs, lasts.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.