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"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

"Come on, Doc, I brush and gargle, but flossing is out of the question!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"Numb yet?"

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

He who laughs, lasts.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."