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"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

When I'm tired/When the kids are tired....

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Obama.

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Savoy Dental Salon

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!