Smile Maker Gifts

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

When I'm tired/When the kids are tired....

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Obama.

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

"I had to get braces."