Merry Maker Gifts

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

Angelicus alcholicus.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

Nutcracker

The Rake's Progress - Tavern Scene.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"