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"There it is! The last leaf - that's all we need to kick off the Christmas shopping season!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Merry Christmas!

Jester

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Prosecco and Pudding