Travel Merry-maker Gifts

"There's probably a filter on the window so we can see out but nobody can see in."

Easter Island legs

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Tourists in Egypt

"Gesundheit!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Working at a brewery.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Nutcracker

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"The GPS said to turn right in 500 feet. Apparently, measuring distances isn't one of your strong points."

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'