Travel Merry-maker Prints

"There's probably a filter on the window so we can see out but nobody can see in."

Easter Island legs

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Tourists in Egypt

"Gesundheit!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Working at a brewery.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"The GPS said to turn right in 500 feet. Apparently, measuring distances isn't one of your strong points."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'