Merry Makers Gifts

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Gesundheit!"

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Wedding Wellies

Working at a brewery.

Pucker up!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Nutcracker

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Merry and Bright!

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.