Merry Makers Mugs

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Gesundheit!"

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Wedding Wellies

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Working at a brewery.

Pucker up!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

Merry and Bright!

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'