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Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Gesundheit!"

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Moron.'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Carousel Ponies.

Nutcracker

Castaways at Christmas

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"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

Merry and Bright!

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

'Now, the quickest way to get canned around here is to quit smiling!'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Jester

"What were those songs you were singing?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

Happy Birthday Moses.

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

Cream Pie Joust