Merry-go-round Enthusiast Mugs

"Blind Merry-Go-Round."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Jack in the Box

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Business or pleasure?'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Moron.'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Laughing till you cry

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

Velocirappers

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Tunnel of Butts.

Castaways at Christmas

Carousel Ponies.

Significant risk.

IRS - Our Holiday Message: "It's better to give than to deceive."

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Jester

'Now, the quickest way to get canned around here is to quit smiling!'

Met Gala

Girl Waiting for Santa Claus

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

Trilby - 'The Chairman'.

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

The Many Faces Of Kenny Dalglish

"What do you mean, 'can I have another bottle of pop'?... It's your round!"

Let's carpool karaoke!

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

Jolly for Jones.

Me and Ian...we've split up. Yes! Thank you God! Oh no, that's awful...