Merry Men Enthusiast Mugs

"I prefer sawn-off arrows. They double up as knitting needles for the wife.2

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Alpha males through the ages!

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Working at a brewery.

Pucker up!

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'Moron.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

'With all I've learned about psychology recently, establishing who's naughty and who's nice is not as simple as it used to be.'

Jester

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Macho fishing.

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

"Where have I heard that laugh?"

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"There it is! The last leaf - that's all we need to kick off the Christmas shopping season!"

"Blind Merry-Go-Round."