Merry Men Enthusiast Prints

"I prefer sawn-off arrows. They double up as knitting needles for the wife.2

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Everything for a buck.

Alpha males through the ages!

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Working at a brewery.

Pucker up!

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'Moron.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

'With all I've learned about psychology recently, establishing who's naughty and who's nice is not as simple as it used to be.'

Jester

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

Macho fishing.

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

"Where have I heard that laugh?"

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"There it is! The last leaf - that's all we need to kick off the Christmas shopping season!"