Merry Mingler Mugs

"Where have I heard that laugh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

The Forgotten Men's Club

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

Social Networking in Heaven.

Conversation Pits

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Merry and Bright!