Mindful Mingler Mugs

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'What are you eating now?'

Yoga To-Do

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Always eat your broccoli."