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'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'What are you eating now?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."