Modern Mingler T-Shirts

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Icebreaker

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Social Networking in Heaven.

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Conversation Pits

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'