Singles Mingler T-Shirts

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

The Icebreaker

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

Social Networking in Heaven.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"We have to stop Meetings like this."