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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

The Forgotten Men's Club

The Icebreaker

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

Beer Lunch