Multicultural Mingler T-Shirts

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Summertime.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Culture clash

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

The Icebreaker

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

The Forgotten Men's Club

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Fist bumps in other languages

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

"I always buy American ... except with Indian food, where I buy Indian."