Multicultural Mingler Gifts

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Summertime.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Culture clash

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

The Icebreaker

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

The Forgotten Men's Club

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Fist bumps in other languages

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."