Musical Mingler Gifts

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

Social Networking in Heaven.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

Conversation Pits

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.