Mythical Mingler Gifts

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

For services to Tourism. . .

Business witch

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Sea Angel

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Ear Bud Hijacking

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Witch on a broom going through a burger drive thru

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

No bigfoot lives in the next valley -I'm Bigfart.

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

Social Networking in Heaven.