Myth Mangler Gifts

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Emma's Unicorn

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Business witch

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Heavenly Ships

Untold Love Stories. Cleopatra and St. Patrick. Asp. If we get married, will that make me "Cleopatrick"? Yes, plus you'll never have to worry about snakes!

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Must be Pandora's.'

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.